I am in a very generous mood after the much needed vacation. 
To show my appreciation for the way you guys welcomed me back by smothering me on Facebook; 
I am giving away prizes. 
To win the prize, here is what you need to do:
- Write a Caption for the following photographs.
- Tell me, what do you think is going on in these photographs?
Rules and Regulations:
OK I just wrote that to make this contest look all important and decent. If you know me and my Facebook escapades, you will surely know how to please me with your answers.
The PRIZE
I will pick up one or two winners (according to my mood on that particular day), who will win a year’s supply of underwear. In case you are too shy to tell me your size, I will swap the prize for something less interesting (hereby I admit that I need some more time to think of a suitable prize 
)
I will send the prize to any address, anywhere in the world; as I will make sure the postage is paid from the husband’s account.
Deadline for Submitting Entries
You can stop hitting the COMMENT button the day I will pick the winners and publish their names on my blog. In short, I can’t even come up with a tentative date for my own contest as of now. 
On the brighter side, I will let you post as many entries as you want.
Now be a sport and tickle me with your humour bone 
Ps: I am enabling comment moderation so that I can have unlimited fun.
Oh this is going to be the longest running contest in the history of contest. Why you ask? errr when was your last post? I can’t remember. I just can’t. Oh wait, your blog tells me it was in March
Welcome back girl. Even if it for this one post
ROFL! That is brilliant!!!!
Okay!
My guess is the girl is thinking – ‘Oh God, he’s going to find out I’m a guy!!!!’
U mean to say she is actually Hrithik in drag?
Caption:
Oh God! I should have listened to my Mom and gone for something new down there, rather than something old and something blue*.
What is actually happening here:
She seems to be standing on a platform fit for one person, so I am guessing she is standing there to get some wedding portraits done and the guy is fixing her train + dress just right before he hands over the bouquet (which is on that bag on his side) for the pictures.
* I meant the shoes you dirty minds.
Caption:
The bridesmaids to each other: Serves her right, after all look at these crappy dresses she made us wear. And these shoes. ugh!
Ok before i comment any further, i want to clear an important doubt..ermm… is she a filipino runaway bride?
Fat lady: where do u think u r goin old man?
Old man: I think i may have lost me glasses somewhere down there..
Bride: yikes get him offa meee!
Oldman: there i got it..its all clear now!
Fat lady: Can someone get the security please? Alert! Alert! Peeping granpa tom alert!!
LOlzzz
Rofl.
Lord Bratula is very phunny. 
ROFL !!!! I am gonna have multiple enteries !!!
The slightly plump lady in the second pic actually has totally had it with the old guy, inspite of her wearing such a simple short skirt, he is busy going through the maze of a wedding gown !!! Sigh… !! Men just dont like easy things !
and since when did Saxy start censoring and moderating her readers !!!!!! huh ???? !!!!
**BLASPHEMY**
he fat ladys reaction in the first pic reminds me of that old VIP ad “Whats he(she) got that I aint gotttt!!!”
The* fat lady
A healthy diet
FIXING THE BOUQUET !
The latest style seems to be fixing the lilies-of-the-valley bouquet at the knees. That is, after a proper security check , which is what you see. Thats me on the right (though I dont stand like this on such high heels, simply because the pencil heels disintegrate ) . When the flinging of the bouquet happens at the end, this lady will just do a football kick.
You can see how shocked I am in the second photo, as the bouquet is now fixed. As far as the terrible dresses, it was try-one-get-all-others-free.
(whats wrong with sitting and smiling through heavy garlands?)
how about – “what’s she got that I ain’t got?! I thought I felt something else there!!”
second one:
“why do we have these ugly dresses and shoes on?!! and “What are you still looking in there?!!”
ROTFL!!
That guy is adjusting the dress of the bride and i felt the bouquet is not in the original snap,u added that bouquet,maybe i am dumb in guessing this…
hmmm hmmm hmm I got to be polictically correct here ..
did the bride suddenly realise she has fogotten to shave her legs
hahahaha! So u think the old man is a barber eh? hehehe
no the old man is saying SHUD have looked Earlier
beta 
Caption- Security Check
What’s going on- First pic, old man’s dream come true job. He never takes holidays or sick leaves.
Second pic- chubby chick worried about the tear in her underwear or wait! Maybe she didnt wear any
Bride: Dad we need to talk.There’s something i have to tell you.
Dad: Wht is it my dear? And my dear lord wht’s with those names of people printed on ur skirt?? And who are these women dressed up in ‘facebook’ blue?
Bride to dad: I think we have a situation here dad.Thanks to Facebook’s latest ‘Tag me everywhere’ option some creep has tagged my useless friends frm high school on my facebook picture.Now they are here as uninvited guests to ruin my wedding.
Father: Yeah i even i dont remember sending them invites,especially to tht fat one behind me.And going by the size of her,i dont think we will be able to afford her for the buffet party in the evening.
Bride:Dad can u do me a favour and untag her before she ruins my wedding?
Dad: Ok dear, Let’s see wht we got over here..hmm..”remove tag X” and there its done.
Fat lady to everyone: HOW COULD SHE DO THIS TO ME?? BAH IM DELETING HER FROM MY FACEBOOK ACCOUNT FOREVER!!
Lil Alice: Granpa..granpa…whts a facepoke?
Lolz
Another masterpiece from Bratula but are you haath dho ke peeche pading that poor, chubby chick? I can see that you are relishing calling her fat lady anytime you can. 
Hey dont put the blame on me alone ok,even vimmu called her as the ‘fat lady’!!
Incase she happens to find out my true identity frm this blog & decides to kill me, u better bring ur army of iitians to save my butt from her okay ajay shisya??
Of course, Bratula.
Yeh bhi koi puchne ki baat hai!! 
Am too tired to come up with something now
But lemme go njaay reading the others’ entries 
Get rid of that crazy lady clicking pics of mine while I get dressed! Can’t she wait a minute?
ROLF!!! I love your giveaway ideas. You are GENIUS.
Those bridesmaids are of no help and I think that is what reflecting on her. HOPELESS BRIDESMAIDS!!!
Wedding rehearsal! I’ll come back with captions. Keep the contest open till then.
As usual I can think of nothing right now but I’ll keep dropping in to read others replies….
Very good!! Come up with a caption of your own else you will not be allowed to laugh at others’ creativity here.
I dont think theres anything controversial about this pic at all
Infact i think tht old man is only doing his duty ie, checking the radioactive levels of the japanese chick’s skirt 
And ohh the caption right..hmmm..lemme see now…
Nuclear plant officer: You are next Miss Butter- cups.
Fat(Healthy) chick: Why me? I am not even Japanese!! *shocked*
Nuclear plant officer: Well this is because of all tht Sushi u have been gobbling up lately.
Awesome! Can you give me some percentage of your creativity, Count Bratula, please?
PS : What does Fat (Healthy) chick mean? She can be either fat or healthy. Are you trying to confuse readers here?
Psst..i have been receiving many death threats from certain Fat chick associations ever since i put up tht Fat lady comment. So im just playing safe here my boy
ROFL u are a sample in itself
Hey
Love dis post..very naughty naughty mine keep changing..well imm a guy u got it, especially in d morning:)
let’s put it as sizeless.
Cheers
Vishal
Ooh u mean u r like princess fiona from Shrek?
Underwear contest!!! Yaaayyyy… I have to try and win this prize
Seems like modern Mahabharata where Draupadi is actually lesbian, married to the 5 women in blue and Dushasan trying to derobe her :0
Gadadhari Bheem is really upset and turns away, promising to extract revenge someday
Anything for the underwears…
Hahahaha! Brilliant man!! hehehe..too bad Krishnan didnt make his appearance here..i guess he was too late
“Aaya naya ujaala chaar `blonde’om wala..kapde ke reshe tak jaaye aur buddon ko bhi dhoor bhagaaye..Aaya naya Ujaala chaar blonde-om wala ah ha!
Ab aapko ujaala 5O % jyaada milega aur uske saath ek chotta nirma washing powder bilkul muft!
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