The Shocking Winners

Once Upon a Time 5 months ago, there was some kind of hustle bustle going on at my blog. Anyone out there, who remembers this Contest?? no one wants to win underwear these days! Butt a contest is a contest and there has to be winners; be it willing or forced ones.

As expected no one gave a damn about the rules and regulations or cared to read what I actually wanted them to do.  But because I am such a nice soul I have picked two winners. Here is what the first winner had to say,

Caption: Oh God! I should have listened to my Mom and gone for something new down there, rather than something old and something blue*.

What is actually happening here:
She seems to be standing on a platform fit for one person, so I am guessing she is standing there to get some wedding portraits done and the guy is fixing her train + dress just right before he hands over the bouquet (which is on that bag on his side) for the pictures.

* I meant the shoes you dirty minds.

Comfy was the only one who gave a Caption and took the effort to explain what was going on. But that’s not the reason she is winning the prize. I am very very partial to mom’s who have not one;  but two adorable, extra intelligent daughters who are worthy of 1000 kisses.

Talking about Mom’s, how can I ignore the Dashing Daddy’s of Bloggywood? Here is what the second winner had to say,

Underwear contest!!! Yaaayyyy… I have to try and win this prize

Seems like modern Mahabharata where Draupadi is actually lesbian, married to the 5 women in blue and Dushasan trying to derobe her.

Gadadhari Bheem is really upset and turns away, promising to extract revenge someday

Anything for the underwears…

Rakesh wins this prize for genuinely showing his joy (twice in the first and last sentences), over my choice of the prize. And his comment does prove that good looks and a twisted mind is all that it takes to win over the esteemed judge.

The rest of you please apologise to the poor old photographer in the picture, who was just doing his job  (like me).

The innocent photographer arranging his subjects.

Please note the “Killer Looks” the bridesmaid on the left is giving which is totally directed towards one Count Bratula, who made some nasty comments about her.

The Happy Gorgeous Bride

to the winners! Comfy, keep a look out for the postman will you? coz your prize is on it’s way. Rakesh I am mailing you  asking for your home address or else, I may have to send it to the address that comes up below your email.

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